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Everytime I blow my nose!?


Im so scared, I'm hiding in a closet, im scared of myself. I fear for my 2 cats, turdey and footgrowth. I don't know what to do! Everytime I blow my nose I turn into a werewolf! I try to hide from my fate, but I dont know why George Washington dood this to me! Where do I get a werewolf cure! Im scared that my cat might bite me! Yesterday, I woke up, and I was off the bed! Two days ago, I woke up, and found feathers on my pillow, and blood in my interior pants! Then, while I was cutting the garden for a salad, I found blood on my pinky!!! I putted a band-aid on it but he didnt stop!!!!1 Then 5 days ago, I sawed a puppy on the street, and I was hungry! I think I am coming down to my last days, fearing my cats might scratch my pinky! I told the polices but they said "cats dont bite!" My eyelashes are falled out one by two and i am turning into a where wolf? SO my question is......where do I find god's grave so I can kill him and stop this curse!

I dont have any carrots!

You were funny until you brought God into it. GET HELP KID!!!!!!!

um...

Lol...

turdey and footgrowth AHAHAHA

Good for you man stay on that medication and you will be just fine.

u r just probably just over reacting

i dont get it

maybe you have psycological problems and need to get help immeadiatly.

Werewolf Cure

You'll need

1 cup carrot juice
1 1/2 cups of apple juice
1 1/2 cups of cranberry juice
4 tsp. of cocoa powder
5 dashes of soy sauce
4 Tb. of lemon zest

Combine all ingredients into a large stock pot. Bring to boil, then simmer for 20 minutes. Serve chilled in festive tumblers with crazy straws.



Edit/

Well, if you're allergic to liquids, then just eat a tumbler and crazy straw.

Lay of the happy weed, mmkay?

go get some help

Yeahhhhhhhh. Thanks for the 2 points.

Hello? Stop blowing your nose and problem will be solved. Glue your eyelashes back in and no one will know you are a werewolf. It's true, cats don't bite. You can find dog's grave in a pet cemetary.

your weard

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