How funny is an Irishman named O'Malley?

An Irishman named O'malley went to his doctor after a long illness. the doctor sighed and looked O'malley in the eye and said. "I've got some bad news for you. you have cancer,
and it can't be cured. you'd best put your affairs in order."

O'malley was shocked but, being a solid chatacter, he manged to compose himself and walked from the doctors office into the waiting room, where his son was waiting. well son, we irish celebrate when things dont go well, in the case, things aren't so well"

I have cancer. lets head to the pub and have a few pints" after 3 or 4 pints the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and some more beers. they were eventually approached by some of O'malley's friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

O'malley told them they were drinking to his impending end. he told his friends, " i have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave O'malley their comdolences, and they had a couple more beers.

after the friends left, O'malley's son leaned over and whispered his confusion. " Dad, I thought you told me that you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends that you were dying of AIDS!

O'malley said, " I dont want any of them sleeping with your mother after I am gone."

Ah geez...that was good...I'm still wiping tears from my eyes. I'd buy you a beer, but my wife said I had AIDS.

i've heard it before, but it's still freakin funny!
lol, loved it! star for you!!!

Oh, he seems like the jelouse type. I loved it very funny.
LOL

love it.........but at my age in life...it wouldent make a difference....ide die of old age before the aids killed me.....paddy forgot about us old fellas.....better luck next time paddy.........seamanab x