Why Parents Drink :D?

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
> > > bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
> > >
> > > Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
> > > was
> > > addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope
> > > with trembling hands and read the letter.
> > >
> > >
> > > Dear Mom,:
> > >
> > > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
> > > elope
> > > with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
> > > you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
> > > But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
> > > tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
> > > than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy
> > > said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
> > > has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
> > > having many more children.
> > >
> > > Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
> > > hurt
> > > anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
> > >
> > > people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we
> > > will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
> > > better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to
> > > take
> > > care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that
> > >
> > > you can get to know your grandchildren.
> > >
> > > Love,
> > > Your Son Jon
> > >
> > >
> > > P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
> > >
> > > wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
> > > report card that's in my center desk drawer.
> > >
> > > I love you.
> > > Call me when it's safe to come home.

This was an email i got, i just wanted to see what your reactions were from it :)

This is great. I once typed-up my mom's Christmas letter to the family and changed it to say all these crazy things. When she started reading it she was so confused and said she didn't remember writing that. Once she read on, she laughed, knowing it was a joke.

Oh wow dat scared me! clever. I liked it. GOLD STAR 4 U!!!

wow




OMG....


talent

If you write.....I will buy it, thats all, I will buy it

Clever on Son Jon's part. Poor mom !

hahah thats actually very very funny

Nothing like giving a mother a heart attack! But, half-way through, I knew ..... I just knew......

heard something similar to this twice... still funny though...