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A father passing by his son's bedroom; was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad."

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos,
her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't,
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,
so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm
15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be
back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your
son, John.

PS : Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that's on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come
home.

That was funny.... I did the same thing to my parents when my first College report came out......

That's awesome!

Sorry but it's too long to read it

hahaha good one :)

That's a good one. Had ya going!

oh man, i was really banking on that cure for AIDS

lol i like it.

omg lol that was realy funny i did'nt realy even get it until the end that was good good job

that was really good. it made me smile =)

LOL

COool man .. nice

heard that already...but still can make me laugh

Fantastics....................! dude.

Oh! dude that's a gr8 one!

how'd you here that, it's sooooooooooooooooo funny

yeh!!!!stil makes me laugh!!!!

I loved it!!!!

i loved it. made me wannd cry then he said p.s. then i laughed my butt of.

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