Why do parents drink?

Why parents drink
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>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
>bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
>envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to " Dad "
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>With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
>read the letter.
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>Dear Dad :
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
>elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
>Mom and you.
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>I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
>But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
>tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
>than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant.
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>Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods
>and has a stack Of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
>having many more children.
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>Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
>hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
>The other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
>meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can
>get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad . I'm 15 and I know how to take
>care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
>get to know your grandchildren.
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>Love, Your Son John
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>PS. Dad , none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
>just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
>report card. That's in my center desk drawer.
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>I love you.
>Call me when it's safe to come home.

Wow you had me for a minute your pretty good.

I love it!

Oh I wouldn't feel the need to drink because of that. I would however, call and tell him that I understood and I'm proud that he was so clever and I appreciated the good laugh. I would tell him, he's right its just a report card, nothing important. I would tell him I loved him and he was welcome back home any time. I would tell him that his favorite dinner is in the oven, so be sure to make it for dinner.

Then, I would wait.

Hahahaha! thats great!