A father was passing by his son's bedroom, and was astonished to see hi bed was neatly made and everything

was gathered up,then he saw an envelope,propped up prominently on the bed side table addressed "Dad". with the worst premonition,he opened and read the letter with trembling hands.
"Dear Dad.It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writting you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend,because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.I've been finding real passion with stacey,and she is so nice ,but Iknew you would not approve of her,because of all her piercings,tatoos,tight motorcycle clothes,and because she is much older than I am but its not only the passion,she's pregnant.Stacey said that we will be very happy.She ownes a trailer in the woods,and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.We share the dream of having many more kids.Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact narijuana dont really hurtanyone.We'll be growing it ourselves and trading it with the other folk in the commune for all the cacaine we want.In the meantime,we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacey can get better. She sure deserves it.
Dont worry Dad, I'm 15,and i know how to take care of myselfand someday,I'm sure we will be back to visitso you can get to know your many grandchildren.
love,your son john

p.p dad none of this is true.I'm over at tommy's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worsethings in life than the school report card that's on my desk. i love you call when its safe to come home.....

Lol Richy thanks for the laugh,here is your star.I see them natiies is truely busy again,but I've become battle hard now,enjoy your dayxxxx

Hmmm... not funny enough to be in the jokes section, sorry.

Very good

Is it just me, or does this end a bit flat? Whats the joke?

Can't wait for the rest of it

you need to finish this joke. having said that iv heard it before and its not the best.

???

The only thing that I can say (as a parent myself) is at least it wasn't a suicide note - and that he DID leave the room neat & tidy.

That wasn't really too funny at all. I'm sorry :|. Especially the marijuana part. There's no scientific proof of it hurting anybody in anyway shape or form.

not funny....

that is tight, dad should cut all communication with his son, and maybe make a fund for his son's funeral. You know it is coming?

Is there more coming or am I supposed to complete the joke?

He goes on with the litany of disasters that his father reads with growing horror and ends with, "Okay, now that you know how bad it COULD be, my report card is under the paperweight."
Edit - okay - I see that there WAS more. *L* I liked it, but I have heard it before.

It is neither a joke nor a riddle. Sounds like a moral story. You had better read some jokes first.

What is the point of this joke?

clever boy - prepares Dad for the worst, and then comes up with a smaller tragedy...

still, only gives me a smile

Oh yeah, I read something similar to this in an urban legends book- about how someone passed a story like this around to not make it seem so bad that their grades weren't so hot.

some people has no sense of humor! Thanks for the laugh

Very good. He could major in psychology

Nice one,those who dont find this funny got to hang themselves!!!

hahahahhahahahaha

good one!!!

haha!

pretty gooooood.

Very funny!

Good job your not in the pub this lot would have you hung. I liked it. LOL

oh yes ! i wish i could have had that idea.

Ha Ha Ha Ha. Very enjoyable.

LOL

Best one i've seen today, cheers for posting.

ha ha ha funny

lol