The good son?

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that at we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home

yes, my daughter always reminds me of all the things she doesn't do, when she does do something she shouldn't.
LOL.
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haha ya my buddy emailed me that a few weeks back... thats pretty good huh

The very good son

that is too cute i can see my daughter doing this is her dad when she is older lol

ROFLMAO!!!!

A good variation on an oldie! thanks!

excellent :)

wahaha!!
i should try that someday..lol

Very funny!!!

LOL

Liked it very much.

LOL

That's a great joke!

LOL. That's really funny. I liked that a lot. Sounds kinda like something my little brother would have done when he was in school. You get a star

wow.. im totally gonna change that up a little and use it on my parents next time i get in trouble....

Damn, I didn't read the postscript, better call the police back.

well... this one time at band camp...

Wondering how many acorns you should plant. To make-up for all the paper that will be wasted this weekend by young folks copying your joke.

I'll have to remember this when my kids are teenages.


Thx for the early insite.

Ha ha ha ....Good One.