Tears on my pillow- enjoy?

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.


Love, your son, John.



P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home

That was so funny I just read it out loud to my husband, we are both laughing so much we have tears rolling down our cheeks. Thank you that was ace.

hahaha.......a smart boy.......loving one........lol

Thank you for the laugh. I loved it.

yeah, very funny. LOL! : )

That is soooo cute!!!! Hahaha

lol..... i should try this sometime...... that was a good joke...

very cute!

Oh, that was brilliant!!!

I'll have to do that sometime in my life. :)

Excellent!

you got me for a min. great one

oh my gosh!!!! that is sooo mean!!!!

hahahahaha!!! Very funny!!

very clever ^_^

thanks for sharing and have a nice day!

rofl what a classic 10/10 ,u better keep them rolling in lol

funny

that is sooo good! it reminds me of when my mum told me that if i was staying at my friends house i was not to be out past 12, i was out until 2, so i told her that i was out until 4! she went mad and then i told her the real time, adding see it could be worse and i could lie!!! he he!! x

magic :)

Good one!!!