Funny or not g'bye letter?

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst
premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling
hands. "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,
but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than
I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves,and trading it with
the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In
the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy
can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know
how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you
can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home.

just what i needed after a shitty day at work..a good laugh..very funny..have a star

not funny

Well it isn't funny~

im sure i shouldnt be laughing but thats funny as heck lol

very good i enjoyed that one xx

the upper letter is used to let his parents know that they are still lucky that their son is just flunking and not having some bad issues.... lol...

OMG!!! Although this is not funny, the boy has a point.

the first bit was OK : I the second part ( the p.s bit ) that's was funny . It was a little long though. rate it i would give you 71/2 out of 10

hahas, i'm going to do tt now!

If you carry on with good'ns like that you'll have a cracking report...top of the class! one star on its way.

HAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO!!

funny

hahaha excellent

lol.lol

Lengthy fun....

its very nice...

yaeh funny hehehheheheh


well it was a nice way i will try it lol

Irish girl! Its a good, but a repetitious one, that is all the same sweet, like the lips seen in your avatar.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Great joke thanks love it.

I like it,where do you get them from-can I have some?(Jokes that is).

thanks- it made me laugh! =]
he does have a point though :P

lmao i would beat my kids but if i got a letter like that ...but it sure is funny

haha very good

just great ending

lmao
my name is stacy
ahahha thanks for the laugh

he he he!! got teenage kids so i can relate to this one!!

Made me smile : )

a classic girl thanks for the laugh

i like this is think it's funny

ABOUT AS FUNNY AS MY MAN SHAGGING ME UP THE A RSE LAST NIGHT AND MAKING MY PILE BLEED