Haha this is funny...do you think so?

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see
that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow
that was addressed to "Dad."



With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.



I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you.



I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so
nice.



But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
that she is much older than I am.



But it's not only the passion. . . Dad she's pregnant.



Stacy said that we will be very happy.



She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children.



Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone.



We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.



In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.



Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be able to look back
on this and laugh.

Love, Your Son,



John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than the report card that's in my center desk
drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

aww cute. I'm gonna forward this to my mom

How true is that joke. I love it. Thanks for the laugh!

That is very funny!

lmoa!! thats a good one!

I might use that when I get a bad grade on my report card. He'll probably kill me!!

haha.
thats cute "D
and funny

hahaha at first i was like. ok this is weird but the report card thing was clever. did you make this up. i should do this to my dad. hahahahah nice joke

haha omg thats the best thing ive ever read
im totally gonna use that on my parents lol
thanx =)

lol
Wish I would have though of that when I needed!!!!
thanks for the good laugh!

aww! that was soooo hilarious to be shocked at first! but hell yeah! it's funny, undeniably!!

haha! LOL very interesting! a star 4 u!

that's a good one, i've done something similar to my mom lol

that is so neat!

that is funny hahah

OMGsh.
That's hillarious.
I was like omg this is NOt funny it's soo sad!
But then lol wow. ; )
nice one.

Rofl!
Ha ha that was so funny. It was one of those jokes that kept me in such suspense I almost skipped to the bottom, but I did read the whole thing lol.

hahaha i gotta try that!!!

That's a cute joke