Now this is a stunner?

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,

"Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad.

She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.



She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grand children.

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my Desk.

I love you!

call when it is safe for me to come home.

now THATS a joke! oh yeah, go u *does a slightly insane, possibly drug-fueled, dance.... on the table, wearing nothing but a fork and cheezels on her fingers....*

hahhahaha
you are good
more please

wow, that was great! I should try it sometime :)

haha thats great

OMFG THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

I always like this one no matter how many times I read it!

hahaha

This is not funny because as of recent times I learned that my son was having sex with his his girlfriend so I made him read this joke and he's typing the comment right now!

I never did this when i was a kiddo. It's cool though.

I remember seeing this on a myspace bulletin. Where'd you find it?

LOOOOL. ROFL. dang....that's REALLY good.

HAHA. ive heard this before but it still made me laugh!

Yeah i heard that before but awesominess.

thats hilarious

that's a gud one...i'm gonna try it sumtime cuz my mom always freaks out over the littlest things.

this is soooooooo funny
i'm gonna do the same but in a girl version!!
i can see my parents freaking i should do it at the end of the year when seniors' results are out!

:)