Bet ya y u'll laugh (u better this took 5 points)?

Letter from a Daughter
Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to lope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a railer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!!!

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Hilarious

note: the critic is really bad... :( and also i would like 2 tell sara i was about 2 give you best ans . but a sorry fa apmsjps nah??? he at level 1 with 27 pts.! Report It

woo hoo good

wow i am laughing that was really funny i havent read anything funny since

so good!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha....i kind of used to do that to my mom! One time when I got in a car accident I said "mom, I made a huge mistake i know it will affect the entire family and i'll have to live with the consequences for a long time...." (I made it sound like I was pregnant) Then when I said "I dented the car" she said "oh thank god!" hahahaha works everytime...

Thanks, that was a great one!

Hahaha Great!!! Thats actually a pretty good idea....

Lmao, thats an old one, but its still great.

ha that was a good one!

A little long, but it gat a Ha Ha Ha :) Cute!

love this...this is somethin i would write to my parents...lol

lmao

nice

Heard it before, but still funny, because it's true.

Funny, made me grin.

haha thanks worth the read

that's so cute :)

Lmao nice one!

Why didn't I think of that?

that was great! tks

Worth 5 pts!
Almost too good really...might give some kids the wrong idea...
A good alternative to Hallmark though.

That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. I'll have to pass this on to many more people, thanks for the laugh.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY!!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

worth every point!

that girl is an intelligent .. i wish i read this 2 years ago

whoa.... she's lucky he didnt keel over!

THAT WAS GOOD.
IT GAVE ME A GOOD ENDING TO MY DAY THAT WAS NOT TOO GREAT TO BEGIN WITH
THANKS

i'm gonna try this next week when my report card comes in....

heard it before, but is still hilarious!

HAHA

im doing that next time i have a problem

OMG LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! My parent's would die if I did that!

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