JOKE:~~A teenage daughter's letter to her father......?

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed 'Dad'.

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-


Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Saim because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Saim and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Saim said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Saim is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't tand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Saim has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Saim taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Saim can get better; he sure deserves it!!


Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters 'PTO'.
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer.

Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!

really funny!!!lol.........thanks for sharing it,star for you........i am sure her dad must never have questioned her about her grades ever again......

lol...grt way of presenting a report card

Emotional blackmailing.

wow most dads would faint right in the IM LEAVING THE HOUSE part,,,, i would just give the report card 2 my daddy!!!! nice joke i luv it u deserve so many stars but i can only give one!!!!!

LMAO! That was one of the funniest things I have read today! Thank you for sharing. :)

that was one letter........!

lucky that the dad survived to read the P.T.O !! ;)

i would call her home then crack her upside her head and lock her in her room till she was 25

LMAO i love it =P

tooooooooooooooo gooooooood ,i remeber when i was small i used to be so nervous to get my fathers signature in my report card,sometimes used to wait for electricity to go ,hahahha

LOVED it!

Ha-ha! That's really cute! =)

That.Was.Hilarious. I especially enjoyed how the daughter wrote down all these rather horrible (and even illegal) things in such a nonchalant way! When in doubt, I think that this is a method that any student could use when presenting their parents with their report card- when it's bad, anyway (otherwise I wouldn't suggest that you take the chance of giving them a heart-attack). Nice one!! :)

ok super how did think the joke?

ok that was bye far the funnest joke ever

lol,
I must say,
that was pretty good :D

very nice

great joke anne thanks for sharing star for you

ha ha ha, good one, I liked that.

oh, what an end?

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am impressed....awesome.....at the end i was reminded of my bonding with my father....we always play such pranks on each other.....you amde my day!

Thanks a lot!!!!

You surely deserve a star!!!!!

Thanks again...

Cheers!!!!

:)

good joke

u and ur joke are great.

Among the best jokes I have ever heard.
I daresay I'll use similar tactics to show my dad my report card !

cool

very gud "PTO"

LOL!!! what a wonderful idea for presenting report card....! Star for you!!!

Awsome !!! Thankfully her dad survived to read the PTO & did'nt get an attack !!
Gud 1 !!!!

good one but heard it before..