Dear dad call me when its safe to come home?

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had To elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding
real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods ,a stack of firewood for
the whole winter.
Stacy opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves & trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine & ecstasy.
pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself. dad none of this is true now you know that there are worse things than a bad report card ! its in my sock drawer

Ha ha ha.......good one...it knocked my socks off....hee hee hee

Haha good idea!! :D

hehe...nice

hahahahahahaha very good

hahahahahahahaha!!!!....hilarious! lol lol lol. wow that was funny. i cant stop laughing!

Very, Very good. Word of advice though, don't show yourself, till your dad reads all of it. If you walk in when he's only half read it, I think your in deep trouble. Stay hid till he starts laughing at the end.....................I'm still chuckling...

LOLOL man if I were her parent after the shock wore off I'd kick her A$$. LOLOL

ha ha ha ha ha and ha

have a star

LMAO!.... HAHAHA omg rofl thats the funniest joke i have heard in a while... omg i havnt laughed like that in so long... thats a top joke honestly... rofl omg im crying haha... have a star rofl

Ohmygod!!!!!

This is creepy, brilliant!!! I was laughing my head off!
Would love to give you a star!

This is horrible. I'd hate to find a letter like this.
I don't care how it ends.

That was the funniest shitt ever, i loved it and so did my friend. it was hillarious

HAHAHA ... LOL thats hilarious...Its sooo smart and funny hehehe

You get a star for making me laugh.

ha!!