Dear mom....?

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have
many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to
find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS:
Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor

I guess if I were a mom after the initial shock I would see the humor... however as the kid, I would stay at the neighbors for a while before coming home... LOL

lmao, i felt so bad at first...good one

...My report card is in the drawer, remember, their are things worth than D+'S

thats funny

Hahaaa

:)

Good trick! :P

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Aha i heard this one before!!

LMAO!!!! I would go over there & kick her @ss

lol wow! you really got me there. I was really hurt for a minute.

well its a little silly given the last time

thats HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

That is too funny!

That's funny !

I was thinking when I read it..
*Where is this going?*
HaHa..

=)

That's cruel... lol

lol doesnt it finish like:

I'm @ the neighbors house but the point is there are a lot worse things i could have done than get the grades you are about to see on my report card on the dresser.

THAT would be AWESOM
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I've heard this before, but with a different ending that goes something like, 'Just kidding about all of the above, but I did get a D in (some college class), need another (sum of money) to pay for rent, and will probably have to go one more semester of College, but things could always be worse than they seem!