Time to Panic!!!?

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: "It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have
many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS:
Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than my report card, that's in the desk drawer. "

I AM USING THIS! lol

The "it could be worse" strategy/routine is one that I've tried to use in my marriage. For some reason, it's sadly lost it's intended effect. Maybe I overused it. Well, it could be worse...

hahaha that is soo funny thanks for giving me that prank 2 play when i am going to be punished for something lol :D

Oh my god that's hilarious!!! I wish I got report cards now!! Oh I wanna be young again to do it! You nasty thing, making me read it when I wanna do it to my Mum so much!!