What is the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

The dog will have tire tracks in front of it where someone attempted to stop.
Why can't they find a cure for AIDS?
They can't get the rats to sodomize each other.
How do you get a pedophile out of a tree in Florida?
Cut the rope.

The first one I heard was a skunk, and the marks in front of the lawyer were burnout marks.
The other ones-funny.

The dog gets all my mercy...

The lawyer !? Nothing. Serves him right.

Excellent-and best of all I haven't heard them before!

LOLL

It is tough to understand for me.

good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones

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