Why does parents have grey hair (great joke)?

I got this from the joke website, you may have read it though.
Enjoy!


Just a reminder........

Why Parents Have Gray Hair

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

What do you think of that joke? if you've already read it, what was your first reaction? Hope it was laughter! :P
I love the joke, i didn't expect the last bit! :)
thanks!

OMG! Before I read the P.S. part I was like why is this a joke? But then it hilarious! You made my day! thanks!

I haven't read it before, but i loved it. Thanks for posting it. =D

Yeah, I've seen it before, and a couple of variations. But it's always funny, and the end is always a twist.

Ahahaha, thanks for the laugh today. :D
I needed it.
Hilarious!

Hahaha !

haha. that was pretty funny. but the ending was predictable to me.

lol
hilarious :)

An oldie but a goody, loved it then, still think it is hysterical.

THAT WOULD BE TWO BEATINGS,IF I WERE HIS FATHER,ONE FOR THE REPORT CARD,AND ONE FOR PUTTING ME THROUGH HELL!!!

LOVED IT!

haha nice!

LOVE IT! website address please? email to sheffield.suzie@yahoo.co.uk

LOL ! I read this like a couple of years ago. The last part of it still suprised me though.
Nice one

Lol :)

Yeah that was good!

Old one,but still its nice.

plain weird i think not funny at all i dont call it a joke.

This is a good one.

I laughed the while reading the whole thing...it was really funny!

great :P

nice... lol star for you

lol

that was really good!!

i liked the joke

LOL! thats so funny! my dad probably would've had a heart attack after the third paragraph!

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.

"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.

His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!