A better understanding of world economics...lol?

KENYA
u have 2 cows u eat Both of Them
u Blame the former President For Shortages
u Ask European Union 2 Give Another 2 Cows 2
Eat

TRADITIONAL
u have 2 cows u sell 1 and buy a bull
ur herd multiplies and the economy grows
u retire on the income

INDIA
u have 2 cows u worship them

PAKISTAN
u don't have any cows
u claim that the Indian cows belong 2 u
u ask the US for financial aid
China for military aid
British for Warplanes
Italy for machines
Germany for technology
French for submarines
Switzerland for loans
Russia for drugs
Japan for equipment
u buy the cows with all this and claim
exploitation by the world

AMERICA
u have 2 cows
u sell one and force the other 2 produce the
milk of 4 cows
u profess surprise when the cow drops dead
u put the blame on some nation with cows &
naturally that nation
will be a danger to mankind

FRANCE
u have 2 cows
u go on strike because u want 3 cows

GERMANY
u have 2 cows
u reengineer them so they live for 100 years eat once a
month and milk themselves

BRITISH
You have two cows
They are both mad cows

ITALIAN
u have two cows.
u don't know where they are
u break for lunch.

SWITZLAND
u have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you
u charge others for storing them

JAPAN
u have two cows.
u redesign them so that they are 1/10TH the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk
u then create cute cartoon cow images called
Cowkimon and
market them worldwide

RUSSIA
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You cou! nt them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka

CHINA
u have two cows.
u have 300 people milking them.
u claim full employment, high bovine
productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers...

I got a C in economics!! this was the funniest ****

WOOT germans are the shiza

9/10

I Loved the pak and USA Part

U missed out the ones in Singapore

Singapore
U have two cows,
One's called cowpeh, the other's called cowbu

(Sorry, this is a insider joke)

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