Judgement day (By a Funny Name)?

A robber who held up a British betting shop with his girlfriend's sex toy was jailed for five years on Monday.
Nicki Jex, 27, concealed his partner's "Rampant Rabbit" vibrator in a plastic bag during the raid on a Ladbrokes shop in Leicester, east central England, on December 27 last year.The city's crown court was told that he pointed the sex aid at a cashier and forced her to hand over more than 600 pounds (883 euros, 1,118 dollars) in cash.Jex, who lives in the city, pleaded guilty to robbery, which was captured on the shop's closed circuit television cameras.
Sentencing him, Judge Philip Head said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm but you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time."
The court was told that qualified chef and engineer Jex was a drug addict who had a string of previous convictions, while his lawyer said his client was

Sorry ythe end didn't fit.He said his client was a junkie and didn't care what happened to him.!

his client was full of remorse for using a dildo in a violent manner?

his client was now a reformed character and has apologised to the cashier for not including a set of 4 AA batteries?

Am i too early for the punchline/ lol ;-) !!xx

Did you run out space? Never mind. By the way, I love your picture is it anyone in particular? Do you know this Alpaca?

Funny!

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I'm dory!

Armagetting out in twenty five years time.

Ha ha suppose if it had new batteries in it you could still say it was armed ready to use!!


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thats pretty funny.

Weird! but funny.

guilty lol*****************