Shall we start the day early with a joke? Funny or not?

A duck walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if you
can get AIDS from oral sex. "Yes," the pharmacist says,
"statistically, you are more likely to get AIDS from oral sex
than straight sex. You should still use a condom." "OK, I'll
take one." "Will that be cash, check, or charge?"
"Just put it on my bill."

ACK!! funny, funny, funny!

:D

LOL! That was great. I love duck jokes.

not funny

WHACKFLACK!!!!

funny and cute! lol

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