If...............................

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with you troubles,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then...........

..........you are probably a dog.

I knew there was a catch!! I couldn't do those!! lol 鈾?/div>

2 months ago

thank you
woof woof

i was thinking cat from the second line...lol

Yea Ima Mini pincher thanks lol

wow ummm
i wish i was a dong then

i love that dog in your pic.

If my aunt had certain unmentionables she would have been my uncle! LOL!!!

Thank you woof

not bad!but not good!so so!!

Must be nice lol

Good one! Funny! 100!

Ha ha I wish I was things would be a lot easier! lol!

:-)))

If you can stop worrying about your financial future...

Lmao if you could do all of that then you wouldn't be of this world
thx for the laughs my friend your really on a roll today
starred!

okay I'm a dog. you nailed me right on the nose.

Or you are a Spiritually evolved individual who has discovered the difference between Reality and illusion.

Peace

ROFL. Kipling with a twist .

hehehehe!! very good...barking mad actually lol.

im a cute one though!! lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

Another good one Jim!!
LOL!!

That is very Good...i love it....

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