Invent an 8-planet MNEMONIC --- now that 9 planets is no longer "IN"?

MNEMONIC -- (memory aid) a short rhyme, phrase, or other mental technique for making information easier to memorize.

Here a nine-planet mnemonic(MVEMJSUNP)

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
My Very Existence May Just Screw Up Normal People
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^^^ ----mnemonic above is no longer viable... Let's invent an 8-planet mnemonic now --- be the first to do it... heheheh

Mary's Vagina Erupts More Juice Soaking Underpants Needlessly

my very educated mother just sent used needles Report It

Just a simple change - My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nachos.

nice to see you haven't misspelled mnemonic. V2.0

my very eager mother just served us pistachios

oops.

my very erroneous mother just sat upon needles

My very elegant mother just saw u naked.

Mr VEM J. SUN

How about this one:

Migrating Vultures Eat Moldy Jellybean Sandwiches Upon Nesting


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Here are some other from NPR's "Wait Wait... Don't Tell me!":

Many Virgins Enter My Jacuzzi Swooning Uncontrollably Nightly (by Charlie Pierce)

Most Very Eligible Men Just Sleep Until Now (by Amy Dickinson)

My Volkswagen Emits Mick Jagger Songs Until Noon (by Adam Felber)

Mom Visits Every Morning Just Staying Until Noon.

Maria Very Easily Managed Just Searching Until Noon.

Monkey Versus Evil-Monkey Just Seems UN-necessary