Check out these mad libs!!?

aren't they funny? I did them and the results killed me!!
After extravigant years in exile for a crime he didn`t squabbled, sesshomaru now Sweeney Todd, returns to los vegas to find his platypuss dead and his daughter in the apendixs' of the evil scuba diver Turpin. In his anger, Sweeney goes on a flat rampage on all los vegas, with the help of Mrs. Lovett, he opens a plastic surgent shop in which he lures his victims in with a charming trampoline before spontaniously ending their life with a flutter of his razor across their pancrease. But not one pancake killed, nor tree men can satisfy Sweeney`s lust for revenge on those who`ve caused his years of pain.



squiggle Jefferson will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of AIDS and has horrible purple printers and a/an barbaric fever. We have made an appointment with the bloody Dr. goobles, who studied for many years in china town and has 37 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. old as a turkey.




My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very chinese and mexican. He should have a physique like micheal jackson, a profile like anna nicole smith, and the intelligence of a zebra. He must be polite and must always remember to float my speed boat, to tip his bannana and to take my apendix when crossing the street. He should move suspiciously, have a squishy voice, and should always dress happily. I would also like him to be a/an sharp dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper indian nothings into my ovary and hold my jealous frog. I know a/an castle is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is the pizza man




In order to wash your face freakishly, you must wet your dragon in warm acid. Then, hang it across your face 42 times. This will wash off any remaining pills. When you are done you should write the cloth in fuzzy water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a appendix to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away ovaries. Don鈥檛 worry. It is normal to experience AIDS the first time you try this. Consult your barber if you break out in arteries. This works well on your nostril too!

haha i love madlibs!
they make me laugh so much hahaha

No.

wow those were not funny.