Aids funny prevention phrase?

i need one
...
now
..ok i KNOW and im AWARE that aids is NOT funny
but i NEED a slogan/phrase that is humorius
....ok...
oh and sorry i cant spell humorius
...please help me i cant find/think of one

before you get screwed wrap up the driver... prevent the spread of AIDS, use a condom every time no matter who's driving or screwing

One thing you need to know about AIDS is to wack it in the butt to stay away.
I know "bad.

Oh and if you can't spell something there this sign that says : Oops! It looks like you have ? misspelling(s). then press open spell checker.

Ok...."Are you POSITIVE you want to risk getting AIDS?
Im sorry, I know it kinda sucks, but it's all I got. :/

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