Why can't I find pictures of a fat Sharon Osbourne?

I don't need a response like look for it in google images, or just search for it in a search engine. I have done active research in many periodicals, journals, delved through countless amounts of published entertainment archives, as well as interviewed very close associates of Sharon's in the early days of Ozzie's career. They were even shocked to realize that these pictures have gone missing when looking for them in order to disprove my investigatory work--realizing that the rare photos Sharon allowed her friends to take on occasion have gone missing--thus, the evidence has led me to conclude: That no individual can produce even so much as a link to a image of Sharon Osborne prior to her 1999 bariatric surgery, with the aid of the then, experimental Adjustable Gastric--by of a sequenced, covert attack on the lower middle class by elite globalist PR firms, under the divine guidance of New World Peruvian Spider Monkeys--thus completing their implementation of Ozzy and Sharon as poster-parents for the consolidation of mass media semiotics to grunts and hoots while making society conversant with the imagery of overweight, 'healthy' children and recovering, but skinny parents; which they have used in their monopoly of manufacturing and for the back to school, 'bridge-the-generation' marketing for the distribution to Target, JC Penny's ,Kohl's, etc. etc. 'hipster post modern' fashion line; opening marketing potentiality to all sizes
after overconfidence in the thread market gave way to record low yields.

One in today's Daily Mirror,give there sight a try.

http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php...

the reason why you can not find any pictures of sharon osborne any more cause they took them off the internet Odin~~~>

I have not tried looking on here cos it's blocked www.thesun.co.uk/showbiz