My girlfriend has a weird medical condition... help!!?

while having sex a glowing blue ooze is secreted via her ears and breasts. recently we went on a safari in africa. i am wondering... is this a symptom of some STD or other disease like AIDS???? im worried ill be infected.. i mistook it for koolaid one night, it tasted like a combination of old eggs and cheap toothpaste. i dont really want to dump her, because first of all, shes AMAZING in the sack (besides the goo) and her dads my boss. help...????

sell her story to the enquirer....and if she's great in the sack, hump her until she dies or the aliens pick her back up to take her back to the mother land

I can't believe that she hasn't gone to the doctor's yet. You had better both go. Be careful the Koolaid people don't sue you. Anyone is amazing in the sack when you are randy. Don't either of you have sex with anyone else till you are checked out. If she gets worse and her dad finds out you knew about it, he'll fire you. Does the stuff glow in the dark?

Hmmm....never heard of glowing blue ooze before coming from a persons ears and breasts. You would think that would be scary enough to have seen a doctor before now. A trip to the doctor sounds like a good thing here. Very interesting.....but probably a made-up story.

get to a hospital immediately. you actually ate some? a hospital might not help, get to a morgue.