Yo mamma jokes(wich is ur fave?)prt 2 coming soon!?

1.yo momma so fat.....
a.she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled "stop that twinkie!"
b.wen she went outside in a red dress everyone said "hey, kool aid!"
c.the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
d.bill gates couldnt pay for her liposuction!
e.she eats wheat thicks
f.when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too
g.she has her own area code
h.she stands in 2 time zones
i.she has more chins than a chinese phonebook(not being racist so no offense 2 anyone!)
j.when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock!"

yo momma so stupid.....
a.she studied for a drug test
b.she studied for a blood test and then failed

yo mamma so old.....
a.shes older than your grandma
b.her birth certificate is expired
c.she was a waitress at the last supper
d.shes still bind from the big bang

yo moma so poor....
a.she bounce food stamps
b.she put a milkshake on layaway
c.burglars break into her house and leave money
srry it was so long
hope u liked it

thx 4 ur answers i'll try 2 post new set every week!

LOL

big bang one really funny def our fave

Keep em comin

its really funny...+insulting...lol

yo mamma so poor new orleans donates her money

hahahahahaha the chins one is funny

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I like the first set of jokes.

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