What is the 18th way of being a good liberal, here are the first 17?

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
homosexual is natural.

6. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.

7. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

8. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA
activists do.

9. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.

10. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money
to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.

12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

16 You have to believe that gay parades displaying drag queens and
transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at
Christmas should be illegal.

17. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing
conspiracy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA ...... oops, ...... can't do that either

18. The government can't do anything right but they should be in charge of our healthcare.

This is absolutely perfect. You are a smart man Paul!

One more perhaps,
You have to believe that America is wrong all the time, and we need to live without energy, power, food, transportation, health care... and we need to let Canada be the world leader for a while

All your BS is just that BS you don't know me, have never met me, but now claim by listening to those who have never met me to know exactly what I think.
deluded much?
0-17 so far, even an idiot might have got one right...but 0-17 thats a new low...even for the lunatic fringe

18.) You have to believe that Obama who is supported by radicals from all over the globe is a good choice for president but McCain is a bad choice because he is an older white guy.

You forgot #18....Have little or no understanding of economics, other than raise taxes and decrease receipts to the government, then scratch your head and increase spending anyway.

Very good!

18- No matter how well any war is going, you must work as hard as possible for defeat.

18: You recognize that you can't spend money endlessly in Iraq and cut taxes at the same time

Don't you have anything better to do than post partisan rants?

Dont quit your day job.

being a republican means

1..always looking for a witch hunt

2. legalizing spying on citizens and passing it off to the sheeple as the "patriot" act

3. believing america should police the world and especially the middle east instead of worrying about our borders

4. believing that my fear of terrorism is my number one concern when i wake up in the morning

5. not letting people just live their lives the way they want...example is the republicans desire to outlaw gay marriages

6. enforcing your moral beliefs on everyone through national policy

7. degrading anyone who dare say anything bad about america

8. living in a bubble