22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat
THIS IS NOT SO HARD -- EVEN A CAVE MAN CAN DO IT....
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids
about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been
in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States .
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day ..........but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'
Ready to vote??? Oh, and the liberal crowd can't stand seeing "The Truth"...it is ALL true, and I'd be embarrased too.. . .but this is YOUR party of choice. So be it! Nice Rush! That is so very true! You "the man!" Rush! You get a "star"! well said, but the problem is that i a a democrat and actually believe in quite a few of these that is why i am voting for McCain like Banshee said i am a centrist too Actually, to be a democrat all you have to do is believe that you have a right to believe whatever you want and not what republicans tell you to believe. This is exactly the kind of old politics that Senator Obama wants to put behind us. You are acting as part of the problem, not part of the solution. Owe, dude, you hit it one the head with this one. Right on bro....but the libs will be very angry tonight, the Kool Aid will be flowing big time. Oh, have a star...you earned it! i can't believe you did that good one but i'm a good democrat because i'm voting with my head and not my heart.that's why i'm voting for McCain To be an American Citizen you have to KNOW your information, all 22 points, are absolutely correct. lets expand that question
how to be a good American
leave the republican and Democratic party and vote libertarian Great job, and all so very true. Finally, some truth here at YA.. .. ..and by the liberal responses, the truth "hurts". Oh well!! no wonder politics is as revered as law & lawyers Very good rendering. You have them absolutely nailed. I notice no one has answered your "really good" question. Maybe it's your avatar--"rush for pres"? Would that be in reference to the comedian, rush limplaw? (gee i hope i spelled his name correctly). I am not a democrat, but neither am i a fan of boy george and his administration. You can be a rush fan if you choose, but he has no credibility and is a puke maggot scumbag for making fun of michael j fox and his affliction. Rush is a lowlife who mocked fox on the air and i consider that idiot (rush) to be one of the worst individuals to have ever been born. He is a fat slob addicted to drugs, but says on the air we should rid the country of druggies. What a jerk. But on the bright side, rush is a great poster boy supporting abortion rights. I do know how to be a good (democrat?) voting citizen--vote out the republicans who have been in charge these past eight years--and elect a democrat. Friends don't let friends vote republican. remember our country is in this mess because of a Republican president/congress/and senate.
big deficits/war with our a war declaration/economy in the toilet/no jobs/doubled the size of the federal government/last time i checked we were attacked on 9-11 while a Republican was on watch.
thanks to the party of fiscal responsibility. 21 rules for being a good Republican
Plagiarized from Blogger CristSux in Florida Today's Forum
1) You have to believe that the nation's 8-year unprecedented prosperity was
due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but that today's gas prices
are all Clinton's fault.
2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all
on their own.
3) You have to be against government programs, but expect your Social
Security checks on time.
4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives, yet
you want government to regulate only opposite-gender marriages, what a woman
does with her uterus, and what your official language should be.
5) You have to believe that pollution is OK so long as it makes a profit.
6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to
Allah or Buddha or the Goddess.
7) You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.
8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about
her own body, but that large multi-national corporations should have no
regulation or interference whatsoever.
9) You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your
hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Bill and Hillary Clinton.
10) You have to believe that society is color-blind and growing up black in
America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you wouldn't vote for a
black candidate for president.
11) You have to believe that it was great to allow Ken Starr to spend $90
million dollars to attack Clinton because no other U.S. presidents have been
unfaithful to their wives.
12) You have to believe that a waiting period for purchasing a handgun is bad
because quick access to a new firearm is an important concern for all
Americans.
13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we
all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.
14) You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they defend the
Constitution, while the NRA is good because they defend the Constitution.
15) You have to believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere, and that
Europe doesn't exist.
16) You have to believe the AIDS virus is not important enough to deserve
federal funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and that the public
doesn't need to be educated about it, because if we ignore it, it will go away.
17) You have to believe that biology teachers are corrupting the morals of
6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the Bible,
which is full of sex and violence, is good reading.
18) You have to believe that Chinese communist missiles have killed more
Americans than handguns, alcohol, and tobacco.
19) You have to believe that even though governments have supported the arts
for 5000 years and that most of the great works of Renaissance art were paid
for by governments, our government should shun any such support. After all,
the rich can afford to buy their own and the poor don't need any.
20) You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent of old
growth U.S. forests is well worth the destruction of those forests and the
extinction of the several species of plants and animals in them because it
allows logging companies to add to their profit margin.
21) You have to believe that we should forgive and pray for Newt Gingrich,
Henry Hyde, and Bob Livingston for their marital infidelities, but that
b@st@rd Clinton should have been impeached. GREAT !!!!
I gave you a STAR !!!
And ... for those Democrats that are ... TRYING to BLAME ... George Bush and /or the Republicans ... TRY to explain this ... ( I have not seen ANY replies to this) ...
04/13/08 -
President Bush Job Approval
RCP Average
Approve 31.0%
Disapprove 65.5%
Spread -34.5%
Congressional Job Approval (DEMOCRATICALLY CONTROLLED) **********
RCP Average
Approve 22.0%
DISAPPROVE 70.0% **********
Spread -48.0%
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Democrats have to recognize that since the 73rd Congress in 1933, for a MAJORITY of THE LAST 65 YEARS, Democratic Houses of Representatives and Democratic Senates have CONTROLLED the nation and the President.
A TOTAL of 38 Sessions with Democrats in CONTROL for 28 of those!
WE need to inform/TELL our political representatives that WE NEED TO PASS a Constitutional Amendment for the LINE ITEM VETO.
This will keep the SPECIAL INTEREST GARBAGE from being attached to valuable legislation.
If Congress wants to give the president that power, they will have to pass a constitutional amendment, Supreme Justice John Paul Stevens said. "If there is to be a new procedure in which the president will play a different role in determining the text of what may become a law, such change must come not by legislation but through the amendment procedures set forth in Article V of the Constitution," Stevens said, on June 25th, 1998.
IF your special interest is SO valuable, why do you have to HIDE it in valuable legislation?
So, with them REFUSING to PASS the Line Item Veto, in reality, the House and Senate have REALLY been controlling the country!!
AND, with the CURRENT Senate and Congress having the WORST approval rating in HISTORY, hopefully we will see a LOT of changes after the general elections.
A recent Reuters poll is out and Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid have pulled an upset: They have managed to make George Walker Bush twice as popular as CONGRESS.
RECENTLY - - JUST 13% of Likely Voters now say the DEMOCRATICALLY CONTROLLED Congress is doing a good or excellent job. A recent Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey found that 43% give Congress a poor rating.
Those results represent a slight decrease from the previous month, when 15% gave Congress a good or excellent rating.
Democrats generally believe in heavy fines for honest work, while rewarding sloth and indulgence.
Do YOU think that people should be able to do absolutely nothing productive and get government hand-outs for sloth and indulgence - healthcare, tobacco, alcohol, drugs, STDs, etc. ??
Do YOU want to have YOUR MONEY TAKEN from YOU and YOUR FAMILY to FINANCE these people ???
. Who is A.G. Bell?
Edit: Alexander Graham Bell? I hope I am right and there isn't another A.G. Bell! |
