Are women a hazard to us?

Materials safety data sheet
Element: Woman
Chemical symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adamov Eden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.659Kg but known to vary from 40 to 200kg
Occurrences: Copious quantities in urban areas
Physical properties
路 Surfaces usually covered in painted film
路 Boils at nothing, known to freeze without known reason
路 Melts if given special treatment
路 Bitter if incorrectly used
路 Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common 'ore'
路 Yields if pressure applied in correct places
Chemical properties
路 Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
路 Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
路 May explode spontaneously, without prior warning for no known reason
路 Insoluble in liquids but activity increases greatly if saturated in alcohol
路 Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common uses
路 Highly ornamental; especially in sports cars
路 Can be great aid to relaxation
路 Very effective cleaning agent
Tests
路 Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
路 Turns green when placed near a better specimen
Hazards
路 Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
路 Illegal to possess more than one sample, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with one another,
if they do, evacuate the room IMMEDIATELY and preferably do not return to the location
of exposure for about 10 years!
路 Highly volatile if exchanged for a newer sample

You thought of all that by yourself? lol

haha good one

Can men be hazard to us woman?
Description: hairy lump
Attaracted to: grease and grease and fat
Finds amusing: Big Breasts
Hates:vegtables
Reason to be a hazard: ERROR
Conclusion: they are to lazy to anything so why should they be hazard ?

Yes. By the year 2020, all men should have been anihalated from this planet excluding a few submissives to carry on with the breeding of the human species.

Guess you boys had better *HANDLE WITH CAUTION* to avoid a natural disaster then.

Very clever...and highly accurate!

Lmao...Sir Steph this question hasn't crackled me. It's made me raise an eyebrow :D

f*ing healrious!

LOL,so true...

All this in the genes from Adam`s spare rib???

Haha, damn I guess we are hazards! :-)

Yup! That pretty much says it all! Have a star*

What?

Cute...now do one about men!

not quite :(

haha, nice one
but i bet i could think up a similar one for men =P

hey your pretty smart. we do have a great affinity to precious stones. We do get extremely bitter if incorrectly used. lmao my favorite part is "Illeedgal to possess more than one sample, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with one another, if they do, evacuate the room IMMEDIATLY and perferably do not return to the location of exposure for about 10 years!" did you make that up yourself? i didnt know we were a germ. lol.