Would these 21 reasons make me a good democrat?

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support
abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create depressions and
governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding
Americans are more of a threat than Nuclear weapons technology
in the hands of Iranians and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal
funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less
affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate
and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You=2 0have to believe that gender roles are artificial but
being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack
of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature,
but loony activists who have never been outside of New York,
Boston, San Francisco, or Portland do.

9. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn esteem.

10. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of
his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial
gain only.

11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good
because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees
are too high.

13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem
are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
Thomas Edison, and Alexander G. Bell.

14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides are not.

15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't
worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people
haven't been in charge and not enough money was spent on its
programs.

16. You have to believe conservati ves telling the truth belong
in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White
House.

17. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and in a
normal marriage.

18. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying
transvestites in drag should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

19. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by
the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the
United States.
20. You have to believe that it's OK to give Federal workers
the day off on Christmas Day but it's not OK to say 'Merry
Christmas.'

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast,
right-wing conspiracy.

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