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Henry goes to the doctor's surgery to collect his wife Sarah鈥檚 test results.
The receptionist tells him, "I'm sorry, but there has been a bit of a mix-up. When we sent your wife's samples to the lab, they got mixed up with samples from another Mrs Cohen and we don't know which one is your wife's. The bottom line is that the situation is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" says Henry.
"Well," says the receptionist, "one Mrs Cohen has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is which."
"That's terrible," says Henry, "can you do the test again?"
"Normally, yes. But your private medical insurance policy won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do?" says Henry.
The receptionist replies, "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of Oxford Street. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

Ha ha, fingers crossed that she never comes back, mate, nice one...!

im always suspicious and unimpressed by a watered down jest.
either tell it from the hip or try to find your way home, hhmm
three little piggies went to market two little piggies stayed at home

haha...nice1.

its okay

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Well I tried out that joke and told it to my girlfriend.

15 minutes later she was dead.

I dont get it...

Ohhh, wait a second.
I get it now!
But its not that funny :/

Sorry.. i didn't find that very funny to be honest :/

Holy Crap! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so cruelly funny鈥MAO!!!.

That's a really funny one.

crap

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