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A man was really worried about his wife, who wasn't hearing very well lately. He thought she needed a hearing aid, but couldn't directly confront her, as it would've broken her heart.

So, he decides to have a secret meeting with the family doctor. He explains his concern to the doctor. The doctor said, "Don't worry. There is an informal test you can perform to see how sick she really is, without her noticing you. You go home and with a clear normal voice say something to her from a distance. If she hears you, then she's fin. If not, get closer and and ask her again. Repeat this until she hears you. Approach her by ten feet."

The man goes home. While the wife was cooking dinner in the kitchen, the man asks her from the den, which was about 40 feet away, "Honey, what are you making for dinner?" but he gets no response. So, he approaches her, and the distance now is 30 feet. He asks the same question, "Honey, what's for dinner?" but again he gets no response. The man now is at the kitchen door, 20 feet away from her and asks the following, "Honey, what's for dinner?" But no answer seemed to be coming. Now he enters the kitchen, and at distance of only ten feet away from her he asks the question, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again, no answer at all. Finally, he goes right behind her, and says the following to her ear, "Honey, what for dinner?" Then, the wife says, "John, for the fifth damn time - CHICKEN!"

roflmao...i wuz dyin when i read the end

Haha i heard this before and LMAO....!!!!!

it is funny but you should paraphrase it

dec

very good ,I like it

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