Joke> Isn't this Medicare in a nutshell?

Medicare in a Nutshell:



The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'&nb sp;

'Mrs. Ward, please.'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, the results are either bad or terrible.'

'What do you mean?', Mrs.Ward asks nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which are your husband's.'

'That's dreadful! Can't you just do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Ward.

'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time. The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'

LMAO i work in the Health Insurance Profession and that is too damn funny.... JUST LIKE MEDICARE!!!

So awfully funny...:)

That's awful! (but funny!) :)

Poor guy!

That's funny! Star for you!

that was funny as heck.

LMAO *wipes tear away* nice one

Ouch, that is a good but painful one. <grin> Have a star young lady

Huh?

lol that is so true

lol
that was funny!!!!!!!!!

lol

i like it kitty