I think this is funny what do you think?

Tarquin goes into the doctor鈥檚 office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "Tarquin, I am not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS."

Tarquin is devastated. "Doctor, what can I do ?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, a plate of baked beans, 20 un-peeled carrots covered in tomato salsa, 10 jalapeno peppers, 5 corn-on-the- cobs, 40 walnuts and peanuts, a box of branflakes, chicken dhansaak, and I want you to wash it down with a couple of pints of prune juice."

"Will that cure me ?" asks Tarquin hopefully.

"No," replies the doctor, "but it will teach you what your **** is for."

A bloke goes into the doctors and says, "I've got a mole on my dick, can you remove it please?"
So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says, "Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA."

haha yep kinda

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dont geddit :S

Haha, nice one.

Lol, Yes!!!

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An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have sex and tell if he see's them doing anything wrong. So they have sex. While they are getting dressed the doctor said, "Well I don't see anything wrong!"

A week later they come again and ask the doctor to watch to see if they are doing anything wrong. They have sex and the doctor says, "Well again I don't see anything wrong."

This goes on for weeks. Then the doctor asks why they keep coming.

The guy said: "If we go to her house her husband will catch us. If we go to my house my wife will catch us. A hotel costs fifty bucks. Here it's thirty-five dollars and medicare pays half!"