I hospitalized my friend with a prank, and he isnt speaking to me any more, what should i do?

Hello, me and my friend Louis have always been playing pranks on each other since we were kids (we are both 21). A lot of our pranks have crossed the boundaries in good taste several of times. When i was 13 he put a dildo that was covered in mud in my room and my mother found out and grounded me for a year. Once, I even left a voice mail on his gf's phone saying I was his gay lover and that he has AIDS lol ****** up **** like that. Well last week his 1 prank really pissed me off. He pranked called my work and told my boss that I'm a heavy opium user and that i should get a drug test. Well, the boss gives me a drug test and i fail for opium (showed up because i eat bagels with poppy seeds)., and i get suspended from work for 2 weeks and now i might get terminated. WELL i wanted to get him back in the worse way. We were hanging out and he got completely trashed off of shrooms and pot.

I thought, he is extremely ****** up, so this is the perfect opportunity. I got a blender and poured bleach, gasoline, anti freeze, power steering fluid and sour milk and blended it. I poured him a glass and told him to drink it and its the best alcoholic drink ever. He was so trashed that he chugged it and didn't even ask what it was.

Well, a few minutes later he begins vomiting heavily, and it took me a few min to realize that i had to call for an ambulance and what i mixed could be lethal. He got rushed to the ER and had his stomach pumped and could've died. Ever since then he hasn't talked to me, and even texted me saying "that was the most ****** up thing you ever did trying to kill me." I feel so bad, but at the time i felt like he deserved it for costing me my job. What can i do to repair this friendship?

Hospitalize him again, eventually you;ll get through to him

my advice is to pray and send him your guardian angel,your angel will then counsel with his and his angel will work him through his bitterness towards you.next wait a few weeks and simply call and ask how he is doing.then just limit your jokes to stuff like catfood in his icecream*grins* Report Abuse

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how could you do that!?
that could have killed him!
all you can do is show that you really are sorry.
truly truly sorry.

How does one consume the roughly 700 poppy-seed bagels you'd have to eat to test positive for opiates?

The two of you guys should stay clear of one another, you make a very nutty combination.

Are you joking? putting those things into a drink he could have you in jail for attempted murder. You're lucky he just isnt speaking to you.

I would have you arrested for attempted murder

be happy you're not in jail for attmpted murder. first degree....premeditated.

10 gallons of crap in a 5 gallon bucket.

Maybe because he doesnt want to be friends with a homocidal maniac. You are a sick fuk!!!!

It's probably too late to fix your friendship. You went way too far.

you guys should stop being friends lol....it's too dangerous.

move.

hump him

you claimed to be jesus earlier, so you sort it,dont ask us.

Make sure he knows how upset you are about what you did. My brother and I prank each other constantly as well, and once when he went too far with me I wouldn't speak to him and after maybe 2-3 days he was really upset that we weren't liking each other. So then we made up. He's not a hugger but he gave me a hug so I would like him, b/c he knows I like hugs. Maybe give him lots of sorry gifts. I hope this helps if only a little.

did you not notice that almost everything you put into that drink was lethal, on its own?

were you messed up on drugs like he was?

I honestly don't know what you can do...
maybe tell him that you are sorry and you didn't realize that you were poisoning him..

maybe you need to cool the jets on your friendship for awhile.

I think you're full of ****. You'd be arrested for assault if you knowingly fed your friend toxic substances. And if my memory of chemistry serves, that little concoction would either react to produce toxic gases or possibly have combusted, given that gas + bleach = oxidization. You would be in the hospital too, and no matter how stoned your friend was, he wouldn't mistake it for alcohol, especially when began burning at his gums and throat the instant he took his first sip.

Also, you'd have to eat like 50 bagels a day to test positive for opiates from poppy seeds..

There is no way he should forgive you for that. In fact, I think he ought to be allowed to remove your testicles from your body for that, or at the very least hang you from them

You're an idiot. I wouldn't be friends with you either.

Pay his hospital bills. Any one of those components alone could have killed him, but you had to go and make a death super-smoothie.

I'm terribly sorry, but he should call the police on you. That was just going way too far, and you say you're his friend? Wow. You could find another job, but he can't get another life.

You could start acting like a friend...You could go to jail for attempted murder......You could say you're sorry and ask him to forgive you, but you'd have to be ready for him to say no, and then never trust you again....I say real friendship just can't be built on attempted murder....give it up and just try to be a better friend if you ever get another one. But no matter what, you still need to apologize to this guy, whether he'll ever have anything to do with you again or not.

IGNORE HIM, SOONER OR LATER HE WILL REALIZE HE NEEDS U MORE THEN U NEED HIM.