Drug Test Queston! Please Help!?

So I get arrested for Criminal Mischief in the 2nd Degree, Aiding and Abetting. I was wondering if they would make me do a urine test (Im a minor and this is my first offence) Also i was wondering if they would give me a paroll officer... And The last question... i have smoked marijuana 10 days ago and it was the first time in a while (im not a chronic smoke, just a 1 time a week thing) im average size 5'9'' 200lbs and i might have to drop in 3 days what should i do to Detox myself... Please Help.

it's unlikely that they'll give you a drug test, but just in case they do, you'll want to purge your system. to do this, just drink a lot of water (like a couple gallons a day) over the course of the next couple of days, along with coffee and/or tea.

generally, when drug testing is done, they're not looking for marijuana. what they're looking for is opiates (you can test positive for heroine use if you've had poppy seed bagels within 48 hours of the test), cocaine and benzodiazepam.

you do not have to worry about getting a parole officer until after you've been in prison and they let you out early for good behavior.

you may be asigned a probation officer, with whom you just have to check in with from time to time.

just chill. don't worry about it. sounds like a minor offense at best, and the courts may just issue you a stiff warning or hit you with a fine. believe it or not, the courts have real bad guys they have to deal with. they aren't going to waste a lot of time on you.

Sadly, as I worked at a rehabilitation center for people out on parole probation it does take a month to get it out of your system. If you are going to be assigned a probation officer most likely part of your check in will be a drug test. Most drug tests now test for everything, not just opiates anymore. Usually this is standard procedure for getting you set up within their system, but not always.

Go to the store and go to the vitamin section buy Niacin and take some of those it burns the thc out of your cells which is what they detect on the test. Caution this will work but it burns your skin a little and makes you turn bright red.

Most definelty they will make you do a urine test. Drink lots of cranberry juice and water it they decide to make you do a urine test. If they do a mouth swab rinse your mouth out with listerine.

well lots of water and over the counter flush drinks seem to work. In some cases if your urine is to pale they will do a more extensive test.

Um ive heard that if you use alot of vinigar in everything you eat they will not be able to dectect it.

It's possible. A lot of this depends on how often you smoke and what your metabolism and body weight is.

Detox is tricky with cannabinoids because they're fat-soluble (meaning they won't dissolve/get carried away in water). You can't pee it all out, and cranberry juice as weed detox is a _myth_.

Your best bet is to induce ketosis via the Atkin's diet. There are a ton of websites that explain how the Atkin's diet works (you eat tons of meats/fats and no carbs). Once ketosis happens, your body starts to burn fat stores, ejecting the cannabinoids from your system. This can actually be peed out.

Then, before you go in for the urine test, you want to reverse ketosis. Essentially, you'll stop eating meat/fat and you'll eat a bunch of carbs. This causes your body to stop burning the fat and to store it, removing most of the free-floating cannabinoids from your system.

From there, you can start flushing (drinking inordinate amounts of water), and drop a vitamin B complex pill to turn your urine yellow. (Most clear urine samples are rejected.)

I don't know if the detox drinks (like Golden Seal) actually work, though I've heard from some people they do. It's only $20; if you need it, then get it. It can't hurt.