The deaf wife..............?

man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he
called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.


If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife
and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
for dinner?"




Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"


(I just love this)

"Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"

okayy i dont get it! why would she say for the fifth time chicken if it just said there was no response

Hahaha that was brilliant!

...that wasn't too brilliant...

hahaha

hahahahaha

lol. Very nice. I never heard that before. ^.^

Wow, so he has hearing problems. Was there a point to posting this? I mean, yeah, its pretty funny. But still.

Oh, my gosh-that is hilarious! Hope I helped!

lmao! I was expecting him to slap her or something to get her to hear, but that caught me by surprisee!!! xD

AHHHHHH that is funny

LMAO

Can I vote you best question?
:D

I saw that one coming.

lol he's the one with the hearing problem. that's a good one

yayyayy i love it!!!! LMAO

good one

lol it is so funny, poor man

LOL. Had to read it twice but I got it!
Here's one in exchange; (:

A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.

"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.

"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician.

"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise."

The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put novocaine in the massage oil!"