I just tested positive for AIDS...Do you know anyone I can give them to?

Listen I don't want to be burdened with this cross if you know what I mean. I gotta get rid of the AIDS so i gotta find someone that'll take them...you know anybody let me know...I got this conference I gotta go to in Philly, lotta skanks, wanna be on top of my game...can't bring the AIDS with me if you know what I mean...

it looks like u r stuck with them

Yes, I know one. You can give it to God. As a Christian, our Lord Jesus died for us to save us from death in hell.
Just surrender yourself to God all your sins including the aids that you have and you will find peace. Look for a group of christians that will guide you to God and stick with them for your spiritual growth.

SELL THEM ON E-BAY I HEAR THIER REALLY POPULAR THESE DAYS!!!



EDIT- WOW BRANBRAN REALLY? THATS WRONG. I FEEL BAD FOR THIRD WORLD.

Well, first of all...you can't pass on AIDS. You would have tested positive for HIV...not AIDS.

i heard that in Africa the men who test positive for AIDS sleep with a virgin to give it to them

GIVE EM TO YOUR MUM

Since there'll be skanks in Philly, maybe you should give your AIDS to them. I doubt they'd mind. I knew this guy that had Legal AIDS, and it was horrible, but eventually, he was able to give them away to a slave-trading African law-firm. And my cousin, she had Nurse AIDS, and she actually PAID them to stay! Can you imagine that?!! That's not even mentioning the Financial AIDS that's spreading to all the unemployed people; the Diplomatic AIDS that's gonna cause a war with China; the Band AIDS that's killing off rock and roll; and the dreaded First AID, ruler of all AIDS...