Joke.......!!!! :)?

The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?"

"Mrs. Ward, please."

"Speaking"

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward was sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.

"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease ! (related to memory) and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.

"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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Very funny

LMAO
That is a trip!

hey that's one way of knowing!

That is f*cking hilarious!!! I sorted of guessed they would tell her to test him for the Alzheimers but I never guessed they would say not to sleep with him!! Hahaha. Very good, roll some more like these out

hahah lol good joke gotta share it !!!

lmao!

Nice one!

:D

9/10 Very funny.

LMAO that's good!

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm on the floor!

LMAO
ROTFL
LOL
haha
good one
9/10

I Have This On My Mobile .. I Love It

Good joke....

LMFAO
that is good as!!

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thats funny

thanks for making me laugh................it was v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.nice & iliked it very much.
i told this joke to all my family members..................
they all were laughing at this joke.
once again thanks.......................

Sad but hilarious......

hahahaha

lol

funny!!!

keep smiling:-)

Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you Sweetie!!!

Funny! 100!

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