The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Hello?"?

"Mrs Ward, please."

"Speaking," she replies.

" Mrs Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well, and now we're uncertain as to which ones are your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs Ward asks.

"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."

"That's terrible! Can't we just do the test over?" questions Mrs Ward.

"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"And? What the hell am I supposed to do now?" she enquires, very upset.

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Keep them coming. You are just what this category has needed for quite sometime. You make me and from what I see from others, you make them young again too. You have a special gift of laughter. Please don't lose it!!

good one.

that would be medicare for you That was a good joke

haha

I like it. 10/10 lol

You are so funny! Thankx for livening upthe night.

LOL!

Funneeeeeeee

We need more like this !!!!!!!! That sounds just like medicare........xx

that's really a riot Suzie

That was great. As bad as I'm feeling, that made me LOL. Thanks

BAAAADDDD......but funny!

That's funny! LOL I'm trying to catch up and I'm going through reading the jokes, even when I don't get a chance to answer. Just wanted to say thanks for the laughs.

I read this to my brother visiting from out of town and he asked me to make him a copy so he can take it back with him ..... lol

Love it, thanks so much for sharing

With all this good stuff coming on like this joke, how will I ever get to bed so I can get up early and work tomorrow. grrrr

Keep the laughs and smiles coming! Most appreciated!

OMG I laughed out loud, that is so funny - thank you ! I needed that. And the really funny thing is it makes sense to do that ROFLMAO

that's funny and i just can't believe Medicare even bothered to call!

Thanks for sharing. It's cute. I emailed to friends.

Funny, lol

Really good one!!

Hahaha! hahaha! Good good good.

Chuckles!!!!!!

LOL, that was a good one. It even had a surprise ending.
I could sure use a chuckle this evening. Thanks!

Thanks for the good laugh. I needed one tonight.

just what this section needs, when you made us laugh, and brought joy to our hearts.

LOL. Funny, very funny. Good way to start our day with a good chuckle!

Excellent one. Top marks!!