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Here's a joke I found to be funny...Anyone agree?


Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."

Mr. Smith says, "What do you mean?"

The receptionist replies, "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife."

Mr Smith exclaims, "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"

The receptionist calmly replies, "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't go to bed with her."

From a joke website

Source:
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/menm...

Now that was funny.. thanks

awesome...where you keep coming up with these LK ??

thats not funny at all actually it really sad thanks for ruining my day

LOL
thats funny and sad at the same time

I agree. It's hilarious! Thanks for putting a smile on my face. :)

yeah but a terrible joke

What a coincidence but the mrs smith with HIV may live longer.

that IS funny!!!!

bravo!

ha,ha,ha,ha,woooo!!!he,he,:)

I had to reread it once but yeah, I guess a bit funny, if she wasn't the one that tested positive for alzheimer's she'd find her way home, soooo, she'd be the one with the AIDS, yikes, that's bad, I didn't get it until I reread it lol, must be the time, 1:28 am lol

That was pretty funny. Not the most funny joke I've ever heard... but it was definately inventive. I like the Alzheimers thrown in there. Made it different from the regular crude joke.

cute... but then It makes you feel sorry for her if she can't find her way home.... so it is bittersweet

really Good.

It's alrite but kinda odd but in an interresting way you rock e-me the info on that joke site

Not really, i don't like that it's a joke about people with Alzheimer. it's not directly making fun of them but still..

I thought it was good, made me laugh....

Well,I didn't find it very funny.Because,Alzheimer disease is a serious condition.Not to mention AIDS.You know people die every day from AIDS?

Sorry,I couldn't stop thinking about this,so it didn't made me laugh.

ahahaha. lol. poor wife.

Wow LOL I have heard that joke before but never have i heard it they way you told "typed" it. That joke got 1000 times funnier LOL. Its the best joke I have ever read, I am forever going to have a smile on my face because you type that joke, Its so funny I started to cry I will memorize that joke and tell it to everyone I see stranger or not.................now.........about making my answer the best answer...heheheheeee

HAHAHAHAHA..... rofl funny funny funny.....

... lol omg.... can't stop laughing........

you have funnny jokes.... keep them posting

haha! Imaginary conversation time!
"Honey, sorry i'm late. i got a little lost coming home. also i forgot to tell you i have AIDS and this disease disorder thingy that I can't remember the name of."
"OH MY GOSH!"
"I'm sorry what was your name again?"

lololololololololololololo .............L

This joke is stupid, i could predict the end.

awesome

i don't get it!

ha ha - joke of the day

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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