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Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."

Mr. Smith: "What do you mean?"

Receptionist: "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife."

Mr Smith: "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"

Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't have sex with her."

thanks for the stars made me laugh aswell xx

lol

hahahaha

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LOL

Amusing.

not real funny

i think i get it.... it made me smile :P but yeah

Funny.
I hope I remember to give you a star, :-)

bahahaha thats so funny

Haha.That's was nice.

HA!

that was pretty funny, star for you!

umm...ok, that wasn't really funny

hohoho hahaha very nice. u got more ?

hahaha!!! thats a good one. star for you!

nice one

I loved it, thank to you.

LOL!
:)

lol ^-^

Funny! 100!

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