"Can u pls. b of helpful" funny joke guys/gals give a try, bit long though?

The phone rings.
The lady of the house answers, "Yes?"
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Lab. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.
"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimers disease & the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

This is fantastic, almost as good as why you fired your secretary!
and bagbalmcagdew rocks! , you never fail to amuse me dude! i bet old ladies and little children and small animals are very affection with you!
ImAO Pd this is a good one.
lockerridge thumbs^up x 100 = too funny to not tell to someone else

Hehehe I like that one!

hahaha... funny... and not too long :)

It's a really cool joke. Lol, very funny.

LOL. Yep. LOL.

lol poor man lol i guess that is a good way to tell which is which though heh 鈾?/div>

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