The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."?

"Mrs. Ward, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.

When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

hilarious

That is funny

that's hilarious! lmao

awww...ok that was ok..your other jokes were funny....

sounds like medicare to me

very funny....

That was a good one!

lol, that was hilarious!! I have never heard that one before... funny and refreshing!! two thumbs up!

ewwwwww
hahahahahahaha
that was funny

well funny..well funny..well funny..well funny..well funny..

funny........

That's a terrible testing laboratory!
Anyway, it is very funny! Maybe I'll do that in the future!
:)

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