Medicare coverage...?

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

this is the funniest story for today.
al-zheimer can't find the way home.

i get it. cause he wouldnt be able to find his way home if he has alzheimers. so he if found his way home it would be the guy with aids.
good one

Funny! 10!

real good one thanks for the laugh

Thats really good.
But watch out! Yahoo deleted my joke because it didn't have a question, so you might want to add one!

hahahaha...very funny

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
tht is brilliant
hahahahahahahahaha
it is really ingenious, good one ; D