Joke only.....rate it?

Something Positive***
Priest: What's your problem, son?
Man: I'm so depressed, Father. My son is an addict, my daughter is a prostitute and my wife is a gambler.
Priest: Tsk! Tsk! Disastrous! Is there anything positive in your life, son?
Man: Yes, Father... my AIDS test...
Sex Call****
A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He answered: "Depends.. if I can find a phone...

What's the difference between ACCIDENT, CALAMITY and DISASTER?
When your girlfriend gets pregnant - ACCIDENT
When you live with her - CALAMITY
When your wife finds out - DISASTER

CONFIDENCE*****
.....is when you are caught by your wife with another woman in bed and you can readily stand up and say, "DON'T WORRY HONEY, YOU'RE NEXT!"

10 10 10 and 10

#1= a 6 on a scale 1-10
#2 = 3
#3= 5
#4= 6

Now those are funny !
Creative and funny. I rate 10 for each.

They're funny

cute...

they are all great!

i like them all. 10 all the way.

not really so very funny

that is nice

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