When will there be a cure for Cancer,Aids,Baldness,Grayhair?

When will there be a cure for Cancer,Aids,Baldness,Grayhair?
When will there be a cure for Cancer,Aids,Baldness,Grayhair,... stupidity?
Here is my time-table:

Cancer- by 2015. There has been many breakthroughs in cancer treatments lately and with the emergence of Nano- Technology, It will finally bring a definite 100% cure. I know many people that have had cancer,but have survived. They were lucky to be living in this Era.

Aids- by 2018. Again, with the emergence of Nano-Technology,It will make aids obsolete.However,Aids is much more complicated. So much more time will have to be given to find a cure.

M.P.B- by 2015(maybe sooner). For those of you that are reading this and are currently bald,take a second to scream, Wahoooooooooo!!! Scientist have found the universal gene for
hair follicle(production) What this means is that they(scientist) are just trying to figure out a way to administrated in the body without killing you(which wont take long) They have already cured many animals of hair loss.

Gray hair-By 2015. The gene that controls the production of melanin is being used for pigmentation. Your table?

Accept all the naturals..........
Take care of yourself..........
Eat healthy........pray........
other than that........accept everything.......I've not time table.