How do you become a Good Deomcrat?

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If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, you must have certain basic beliefs:

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to be against capital punishment (putting murderers to death) but support abortion (killing innocent unborn babies) on demand (federally funded of course.)

7. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and that governments and unions create prosperity.
more here: http://www.e-thepeople.org/article/25023...

It is a joke I came across people :)

I'm probably best described as a libertarian, although I can't really even call myself that!

Michelle:
You captured the democratic party essence very well:

"People should not do for themselves what the government can do."

Also, killing preborn children is a religion for democrats. If an office holder does not subscribe to this murderous policy, he will not go anywhere with the demon-crats.

Thanks for a great summary.
Jin Ju

Lol, in order to be a Conservative you get by spouting drivel.

You also have to want to take money out of my paycheck to pay for your expenses.

looks like michelle hit it dead on .

nice !




Mike...

You have to believe that $80,000 per year is a "poor" salary and a 25 year old is a child.

If there is going to be a funny list to try and make fun of democrats, at least have it makes sense and actually comment on real democratic ideas.

Where did that art from federal funding come from. Art has never been a political issue as far as I can remember, and I've never heard one democrat say anything that had art and federal funding in the same paragraph.

To be a good Democrat you must:

1. Vote
2. Give money to the party.
3. Volunteer for the party and the candidates.

Learn to put up with crank cases like certain people on this board who post questions like indictments, with patience, and feel sorry for them.

Oh, and as for technology in the hands of the Chinese, may I remind you that YOUR president elected by YOUR party has sold America to the Chinese in DEBT 1,000,000,000,000 times over!

They don't need our technology! YOUR president has already made us very financially vulnerable to them. They could destroy us by demanding payment on all our debt tomorrow.

Your party's policies are short sighted and FOOLISH. I think you sense that and that's why you strike out at all Democrats.

Who are you to make up rules. Good Democrat is an Oxymoron!! Get your head out of your A.. and try to become a Good American, whatever your beliefs are.
I suspect you already know this but targeting anyone as an enemy is prejudice although in this case not racial.

That is terrific! Can I use this for my blog page?

lay down face in the mud, allow government to walk on you, get up and say "THANKS"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...

And...believe that Karl Marx is your lord and savior.

Wear a blind fold 24 hours a day and think all the problems will go away with good thoughts and wishes! Why not just be a great American instead?